hand of god

A technique used by experienced ravers to induce a greater high from an ecstasy user

Omg Justin you just used the hand of god on me and i feel so high right now

by enikesx September 11, 2006

Hand Fart

The act of one wiping own arse with bare hand, then wiping said hand across a victim's face.

"ahh, dude.. You got a streak on my face from that hand fart!"

"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."

"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."

by Perm Nasty November 17, 2009

Hand job

Three second blow job

i got a hand job and was sad

by mr.pickles/hand job November 26, 2010

Hand job

same as jerk off. a know knothing person
jerk off

What a hand job. Can't get anthing right.

by cpl8139usa November 6, 2003

Painty Hand

A douchey hipster. Someone who was born a hipster, but was dropped on their head as a child, resulting in mentally-handicapped hipsterdom. They probably read Bukowski and talk about existentialism while waxing their handlebar mustaches and talking about how superior they are to the rest of the human race. Most commonly unemployed, the Painty Hand masks their lack of income with "edgy" thrift store bargain bin castoffs and "attractive" anorexia.

Do you see that Painty Hand over there in tight black Levi's, hand-shadow dancing to Madonna while sneaking the last sips of beer left on that abandoned table? He just said that he was cooler than Lady Gaga and then stole a child's lollipop.

by BlissfullyMiki March 27, 2011

Spit hand

When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.

Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.

by Spit hand February 9, 2015

sephora hand

the aftermath of swatching highlight, lipstick, eyeliner, etc. on your hand in Sephora resulting in sparkly, colorful hands

I just came from the mall and have serious sephora hand

by strobeobsessed December 27, 2016