Close but no ducks foot

When you are close to getting something but don't get it.

Close but no ducks foot to getting a Bullseye

by Quack-attack April 26, 2021

Duck Billed Platterporfs

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.

I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!

by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019

Fuck a duck on a truck

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way

Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project

by bluewaverly May 28, 2018

Duck queef snort

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies

Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort

by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021

Donald Duck Trumpet

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument

Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"

by zaqwszsfdzsgf April 27, 2019

Donald Duck Dick

A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.

I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.

by TaneTrain69 May 28, 2017

duck my frunkle

The act of tying roasted duck to your shoes and kicking your friend's crack-addicted uncle into submission after he's been screaming in the basement without a shower for far too long.

"Please for the love of god duck my frunkle."

"Sure man, just let me grab my shoes."

by Tibbleandbits December 28, 2020