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Duck Billed Platterporfs

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019
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Fuck a duck on a truck

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way
Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project
by bluewaverly May 28, 2018
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National Duck Day

June 5th
A day where we celebrate ducks. What purpose do they have on earth? I don’t know, but they deserve to be cherished.
Hey! It’s National Duck Day! Maybe we can make duck cookies?
by Dfbjdcnsncm July 20, 2021
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Lee CY Duck

He has seven wives and he really wanted to sleep on the bed with them. He watches AV every day. He is a bit gay but he is kind. His first and second wives are Cho Duck and Siu Je. He likes to scream in other's ears.
Student A: I want to be Lee CY Duck's wife.
Student B: I'll tell him, he'll be so happy about that.
Student C: Don't be so 8745
Student D: I think you have mental problems.
Student E: Bruh!
by cho duck December 17, 2019
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duck my frunkle

The act of tying roasted duck to your shoes and kicking your friend's crack-addicted uncle into submission after he's been screaming in the basement without a shower for far too long.
"Please for the love of god duck my frunkle."

"Sure man, just let me grab my shoes."
by Tibbleandbits December 28, 2020
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Donald Duck Trumpet

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument
Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"
by zaqwszsfdzsgf April 27, 2019
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Donald Duck Dick

A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.
I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.
by TaneTrain69 May 28, 2017
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