Clout-Clown

A fat scruffy white Nova Scotia wigger who is toughish and sometimes can be found in BC.. He'll clop ya, and he calls clout "cloat/clote"

Yoooo holmes, Imma clout-clown G, I got that clown-clout .

by MadMushroom400 December 23, 2021

clown school tryouts

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.

Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.

Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.

by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022

clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013

Ass-clown

An ignorant walking shart

Who let this stupid ass-clown in here?!

by blacksunbird April 18, 2018

Clown Chowder

1.) noun. viscous tomfoolery; an individual or act that is considered both nonsensical and vapid

2.) The Soup of Fools

“Honestly, I don’t think you should date your coworker... He’s Clown Chowder AF...

by Trashlight May 19, 2021

Intervention clown

Someone that wants to change the definition of reality and call the sky green just to be argumentative about something.

The intervention clown wanted to look for trouble with people and run some of them off from their own neighborhoods, even though she wasn't from their neighborhood herself, while trying to call them the bully, or the ones trying to dominate somebody else.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021