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Butt Clamps

A wonderous device to help you survive in prison against horny inmates.
Tony used his Butt Clamps right before he got in the shower and saved himself from the painful agony of the other inmates.
by Dr. Shavargo December 9, 2008
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Butt Worm

Sticking ones finger in the anus of another while they walk up the stairs. Usually accompanied by a wiggling motion and shouting "Butt Worm!"
I was walking up the steps and my girlfriend totally Butt wormed me!
by Capt. Josh January 4, 2011
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butt call

A butt call is when some clueless moron keeps their cell phone in their back pocket without locking the key pad. They sit on the phone, thereby using their buttocks to dial YOUR cell number.
Ever have your phone ring at 12:30 am and all you hear is loud music and unintelligible voices - some of which may or may not be those of someone you know? Then you have been butt called.
by clueless moron November 27, 2009
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butt plug

an apparatus used during masturbation to lengthen the orgasm
by skittle5 October 20, 2004
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Butt-Fuckery

When the word using butt and fuckery colide the two compose to make something that is more than just having anal sex with another person, place, or thing, but to the extent of which no lube with an object such as a 20" double-headed cold steel dildo with dual vibration with heated points and assorted attachments.
"That guy just paid $250 dollars for another guy to give him a rimjob, thats absolute butt-fuckery!"
by Rim-jobba the hutt August 23, 2004
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Nuts to Butts

A formation of military recruits that lines the nude men up in a single-file line such that one man's genitals are essentially pressing against the butt crack of the guy in front of him. This is done during induction between the time the men surrender their civilian clothes and when they are finally issued their military uniforms, to allow the medical examinations and inspections to be expedited.

The Nuts to Butts line up also has the effect of revealing those recruits who enjoy the experience as they would likely sprout an erection and could be rejected by the commanding officers who wanted to weed out homosexuals.
Recruits! I want you to line up nuts to butts and march into the examination room, NOW! MOVE IT!
by Fallo Turgidson October 20, 2013
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Butt Peempo

The temporary pimples and permanent little "moles" that live happily on or near one's buttocks.
Wow! You have a nice butt! Look at that cute little butt peempo!
by AnnaLou2468 October 27, 2010
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