National Duck Day

June 5th
A day where we celebrate ducks. What purpose do they have on earth? I don’t know, but they deserve to be cherished.

Hey! It’s National Duck Day! Maybe we can make duck cookies?

by Dfbjdcnsncm July 20, 2021

Lame Arse Duck

Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.

Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly

by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019

Duck queef snort

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies

Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort

by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021

Donald Duck Trumpet

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument

Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"

by zaqwszsfdzsgf April 27, 2019

Donald Duck Dick

A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.

I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.

by TaneTrain69 May 28, 2017

Fuck a duck on a truck

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way

Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project

by bluewaverly May 28, 2018

dirty duck pond

Diarrhea

Man, I just went to the bathroom and left a dirty duck pond after eating Taco Bell.

by Broncogal September 23, 2016