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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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February 18 (National Trio Day)

February 18 is the day to show off your trio, the people you been rolling with for the longest, the people who aren’t blood, but are just as close. The ones who you consider your day one’s and consider closer or just as close as your own family.
“Aye its February 18 (National Trio Day)

“Whats that mean?”

“It means post your trio”

“Oh bet that
by Anonymous source 18638 February 18, 2024
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Italian and Indigenous People Day

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.
Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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International Bedon's day

Bedon's day is an international holiday that has people celebrate any Deboms existence. Bedon's Day takes place April 11th.
"Bro it's international Bedon's day !"
"How"
(They kissed)
by Emakmu April 7, 2021
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day!

day is a lil bitchass nigga that can suck my dick
shut up you fuckin day! i hate you and your black ass monkey race
by TheRealBeretta January 4, 2024
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Hypercube Day

Hypercube day is the day after Boxing Day, coined by Brady Haran (and to a lesser extent CGP Grey) in the awesome podcast called Hello Internet.

It is the 27th of December.

Called this because of the imagery of a box (as in Boxing Day), inside another box.
boy: I'm going to go for a walk in the woods on Hypercube Day bye!
girl: Wait you forgot your hotstopper
by sirnomnom6 December 28, 2018
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You are allowed to snatch a shorty and throw them into the air without their permission
Happy international shorty party day alila!
by 5'4" guy October 22, 2020
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