Dirty Sexton

A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.

Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.

“Yo! I heard you did Dirty Sexton last night on yo wife!”

“I sure did!” - Jeff

by ellodad January 26, 2021

Dirty Rodolfo

When you piss in a girls ass and she shits it in a pitcher and calls it lemonade and drinks it.

Let’s buy a dirty Rodolfo.

by Giraffe hair September 28, 2025

Dirty Grandpa

When grandpa takes out his dentures and proceeds to eat his lovers pussy until they cum. Then will put them back in his mouth like nothing ever happened.

When you get up to be my age you’ll know what a dirty grandpa is.

by TheHolyHandGrenade February 25, 2023

dirty bien

Somewhat of an alaskan dragon but worse someone who sticks their dick in your ass while you shit and then proceeds to stick it in your mouth as they cum and clamp your mouth shut

Oh yeah please dirty bien me daddy

by Jhovany November 11, 2020

Dirty Jeremy

A piece of shit who wrote something mean about his girlfriend's sister when he was in 6th grade

Did you see what he wrote about his sister he pulled a Dirty Jeremy

by Forgive_me/I'm sorry September 25, 2021

dirty eathel

When you have sex so hard that you shit yourself

Man last night I gave a guy a dirty eathel.

by 6ssy5656 June 26, 2020

Dirty Izyaan

the act of putting a penis inside of a dolphins ass then cummin in its nose then putting an apple up your ass.

Yo dirty izyaan lookin mad fine

by anonymous September 6, 2021