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National Kiss Day

Kiss whoever and whenever you want on October 24
Yo you totally kiss her on National Kiss Day
by Akefromtheblock October 23, 2019
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National Ask out a girl day

National ask out a girl day is November 5th so boys, ask out a girl you like don't be a pussy!
boy "will you go out with me?" girl "yes!" national ask out a girl day
by athleticsponge November 2, 2020
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Official Send pic day

If any one ask you have to send a pic of yourself to them
Hey its official send pic day today
by Hoseryr693 December 8, 2021
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Kick Your Wife Day

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!
by coronaverus May 7, 2020
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A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about
by MFG.24 June 6, 2025
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National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019
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