Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother

You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010

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Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010

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Pull a Chris

The act of buying a ticket to a low respect or child aimed film and seeing 1 to 2 films contrary to what the ticket says.

Yo, I'm totally gonna pull a Chris tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a ticket for Ride Along 2 but see The Witch and Race instead.

by DankMemeAnater September 1, 2016

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Chris

A dude with no bitches

Ohh my man Chris you still don’t have any bitches?

by Kpop definitions with sense July 19, 2022

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Chris West

An intellectual-bad ass that goes to a trade school that is a redneck school, but still has a little city in him. he spends his winters snowmobiling and his summers playing baseball and bmxing

-that was an epic chris west move

by xWESTxENDxKIDx78895x March 21, 2012

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chris gover

A lil bitch, who sucks major league balls

Chris Gover is a lil bitch

by Wendy's4for4 October 23, 2019

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Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.

It's always Chris

by BillStuff January 6, 2023

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