Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

by Brandon June 24, 2004

Dip King

The Dip King is he with whom one should learn to dip. He knows all methods of dipping the finest of tobacco ranging from single lip, all the way to triple whammy. Although the Dip King may appear as an honorable position, there is more to it than meets the eye. To acquire said position, one must meet certain requirements: must have been dipping for at least six months, must have sucked off at least a combined twenty-three men at a gay parade, and must be an incredibly huge douche bag.

Matt Murphy likes to suck cock with dip in his mouth; he must be the Dip King.

by Pseudonym9799 January 19, 2010

The Wither King

A larger than normal wither that also has tentacles.

Was once a human, but due to unfortunate circumstances, is now a powerful creature.
has always been a gigachad

hey... why hasn't the wither king appeared in the rift dimension at all?

by 76MC June 24, 2023

the king of town

The self-proclaimed King of Freetown USA. The only charater on Homestar Runner. com that no one likes

The King's answering machine: "No one likes you."

by The Catfish August 7, 2003

King of the Fall

A guy that is loved by girls, and could basically have anyone he wants even if it's someone else's

OMG look! It's Steven, he's such a stud- Tiffany
Yeah, more like the King of the Fall- Caitlyn

by TheCiscoKid January 11, 2016

USP King

USP King - (n) person who plays the online game known as Counter-Strike and has a very sufficient amount of skills with the USP handgun.

skyerus: yes i just went 31-0
TeKkNiStArR: damm your good!
skyerus: with just a USP
TeKkNiStArR: dayum

by Julian C. October 24, 2004

King Midas

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

by Skipperdo January 25, 2009