rum punch

a punch or slap delivered solely due to the aggressor's inebriation; any aggressive behavior brought on by drunkenness rather than anger.

"I hear you and Carl got into a fight."
"Hell, no. We threw a couple of rum punches last night, but we're still golfing today."

by j.r. johnstone July 30, 2008

one punch mikey

Retard who likes gay jokes due to his lack of confidence in his own sexual preferences, tries to mask his homosexuality by questioning other peoples sexuality.

My name is one punch mikey i am a loser

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

One Two punch

The act of urinating (One) in an asshole (Two) and then punching (Punch) the young lady's stomach so that she "releases" the urine.

No intercourse necessary, it can be done for shits and giggles...but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.

Mom, John gave me a One Two Punch last night, like the one you used to get from dad.

by Sweet Lady February 26, 2009

punch her in the face

a term used to describe wanting to fuck a chick

"hey, i think she is in to you!"
"exactly-ill punch her in the face later"
or
why don't you punch her in the face

by oren November 19, 2004

punch drunk love

is when you get so drunk that you fall in love with every girl, but no one wants a part of you because you are an emotional drunk wreck. basically your drunk and in love but you really are just a nutball.

max is so sexy, to bad hes such a punch drunk love. he flirts with every girl but only finger blasts them.

by mr cool ice June 8, 2011

Roman Junk Punch

The act of watching your girlfriend stand over another dude head in a mini skirt.

That wasn't just a normal Roman Junk Punch! She was dancing and everything! What a gal.

by streamfiend July 30, 2009

Kangaroo Punch 180°

This is a sweet variation of the kangaroo punch. Instead of straight missionary, switch it up to 69 and then pull your feet up and kick that chick in the face.

When I was taking care of a bitch downtown, and she was taking care of me downtown I kangaroo punch 180°'d that slut

by Josh December 13, 2004