poop needle

After you have anal sex with a girl and the next time you pee, a needle of poop comes out of your dick

Last night me and my girl did anal without a condom. Woke up this morning and pissed the nastiest poop needle ever

by Big Casey March 2, 2014

Unicorn Poop

44% Rainbow 66% Poop Emoji (That Isnt Brown Like This 💩) 100% MAGICAL

OMG! Their Is Unicorn Poop!

by Sophia-Savage June 7, 2018

Poop Cup

A cup full of poop which is hidden in a victim's dwelling or vehicle to inflict revenge and instill fear in the heart of said victim.

That bitch keyed my car, so i poop cupped hers.

by The Chateau Corner January 23, 2009

poop lip

What happens to a woman when she wipes back to front, instead of front to back.

I was going down on your mom and she must wipe the wrong way because she definitely had a poop lip.

by Kimbelina January 14, 2008

Poop Fling

Verb : To throw or launch poop.

"I love flinging poop! Watch it flyyyy!"

by K.A.S March 2, 2004

poop-net

the hair in the ass crack

he/she has a thick poop-net,
i'm going to wax my poop-net

by skidmarq July 31, 2008

poop status

When something is not not poop. Or when something is bad, depressing, or disgusting.

Can be used as a response to a text message received while sitting on the toilet.

When someone has a poopy facebook status.
When someone's having a bad day.

The following is an actual conversation between two real people.

3lmo: sup
SeaTurtle: (as he sits on the toilet) poop status.

by iluvpoopstatus August 26, 2011