The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020

Mother fucking gits

An extreme anger over idiots.

"I'm tired of all of these mother fucking gits."

by Mother fucking gits June 13, 2015

arsenic mother

A mother, usually in a developed country, that takes advantage of civil liberties to act a despot. Threatens physical violence to the weak and uses arsenic to kill or maim family members that challenge her.

What a good and lawful lady on the outside even when she is an arsenic mother underneath.

by fangedWu February 27, 2025

Nick Mother Fucking Anthony

The sexiest Man on earth! Every guy wants to be Him and every girl wants to be with Him!

Did you see that gorgeous man over there? Ya he’s definitely a Nick Mother Fucking Anthony!

by Paragon Pussy February 7, 2024

Ur Brother a Mother

A big roast counter to 'Ur Sister a Mister. Also means that Ur brother's a tranny since he was born

Carl: Ur mom gay
Dylan: Ur dad lesbian
Carl: Ur granny a tranny
Dylan: Ur grandpap a trap
Carl: Ur sister a mister
Dylan: Ur brother a mother

by DiiSlay May 11, 2018

Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand

"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"

by TheVervy March 21, 2022

butthurt mother fucker

A guy that just had a breakup with their gf and become insane and say they don't need girls in order to hide that they're butthurt as fuck. After the breakup, literally any attractive girl they see they will say, "they're for the streets" even when they know absolutely nothing about them. They also might frequent the gym, saying "bros over hoes" when in reality they are absolutely devastated mentally and emotionally.

Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.

Stop being a butthurt mother fucker bro. Also stop saying girls only care about height when u asking out girls that are a good 4-8 inches taller than u. Ur telling me that it isn't natural for a girl 5'8"+ to want a man that's at least 6 feet tall? fuck outta here. Would a taller guy have an advantage in dating over a short guy? Evolutionarily and scientifically, yes, but it is not everything. There is so many more things in a man and women as well that makes them attractive, like looks, hair, personality, voice, muscle mass, intelligence, so much shit, never forget that stuff. i've been writing this for a good hour now and its getting late so I hope anybody reading this gets an ego boost and gets their head out of the fucking swamp.

by Hamburger harold November 3, 2021