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snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.
Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.
by EN34 July 27, 2016
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breakfast snake

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.
by sosueme August 15, 2016
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Snake

Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.
Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?

Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!
by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022
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Snake dick

When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.
Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy
by dicktionary man January 19, 2018
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snake

Kevin Durant slithers like a snake for a ring
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Water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect and sometimes has to be thumbed In
‘No I don’t fancy him, he had a right water snake’
by Chickennuggetszzzz July 7, 2024
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dirt snake exchange

The act of shitting in another person's asshole and pushing it back and forth
My bro and I went out for a dirt snake exchange.
by Cheeseyweenie March 20, 2025
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