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Top mug of the Future

A top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. This could take weeks, months or even years! You can usually tell when someone is a "top mug of the future" if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.
1. You are just a 'top mug of the future'.

2. He is such a 'top mug of the future'

3. It's obvious he's destined to be the next 'top mug of the future'.
by Arnold Long John March 11, 2010
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Carrot tops nipples

Strange, self sustaining creatures not meant for this world.
P-blo’s nipples are carrot tops nipples.
by Incisor Philly August 12, 2018
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Egg with a Ball on Top

Another phrase to describe Sunny Side-Up Eggs. No one (except my family for some reason) uses this phrase. Please, for the love of God, start using this phrase! I've used it my whole life thinking it was common BUT ITS NOT! I don't want be the only one that uses it!!
Denny's Waiter: What will you like to order?
Customer: I'll have an Egg with a Ball on Top.
Denny's Waiter: ... I'm I supposed to know what that is? What the hell do you mean?
by ema1997 July 7, 2021
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I Would Top It

A phrase expressing the willingness of a man to be on top during gay sex, often used in passing reference by a man looking at a photograph or a person within sight.
Boy 1: Hey you remember if i introduced you to Kevin last night?
Boy 2: Nope..maybe you got a picture?
Boy 1: *opens facebook* here..
Boy 2: Oh...he looks kind of familiarwhy?
Boy 1: Well apparently you two made out and he wants to hang out with you. He just texted me.
Boy 2: Solid.... I would top it.
Boy 1: -__-
by partiallyhydrogenated May 16, 2013
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Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.
While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.
by yogibaker May 22, 2016
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Top G Special

The Top G special is a certain haircut only the Top G (exception is made for the Bottom G) can have.
It includes a cleanly shaved bald head, paired with a sharp beard.
barber: "what can do for you today sir?"
Top G: "Let me get The Top G Special."
by DafferDonk June 23, 2023
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i can top that

in a way of saying he or she don’t have what you have
ex: you will never find another one like me

me: i can top that
by v4mpforprettyzz February 4, 2022
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