NATIONAL BTS DAY

Where we celebrate our Seven men work through 7 years

“HAPPY NATIONAL BTS DAY”

by Haiii Tinkerbell April 24, 2021

national salt day

National salt day is a day we should all bow down to salt Bc they are hot.

me: Hey it’s national salt day today
Ur dad: what’s that?
Me: a day we bow down to a hot ass mf

by Oaksee September 3, 2021

national twin day

the one day of the year (nov 20th) that you and someone else have to dress up the same

happy national twin day on novemeber 20th

by funkymonkey22 November 2, 2019

national blathnaid day

a day to celebrate everyone whos name is blathnaid, we love you and your irish name.

did you hear blathnaid went the shop? - john
yes, its national blathnaid day - paul

by bigfool October 29, 2022

National Handjob Day

National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.

A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”

by Coronavaaarus April 21, 2020

National Wiggle Day

On December 17th, every United States citizen is entitled to one free public wiggle.

Lucas: It's December 17th, my favorite day of the year!
Nick: What's happening today?
Lucas: It's National Wiggle Day dumbass

by ProfessionalWiggler December 17, 2020

National Frog Day

National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT

by char_spring April 14, 2023