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New Zealand

A country composed of two mainlands and multiple island groups. Stereotypically, kiwis are racist, but that's not always the case, just like every kiwi caring about rugby or the America's Cup.
Person One: Are you excited for the trip to New Zealand?
Person Two: Yes, maybe we should vist the Waitangi Marae while we're there.
by No Stereotypes Kiwi June 16, 2017
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New Regime

An organisation operating in West Cumbria, England. It's objective is total control, but it will settle for some cakes. It is also subject for countless imitations.
A group of lads born in Cumbria and now spread over several universitys around Great Britain. They Represent the New Regime
by Jack Harvey December 12, 2005
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New jearsy

land of the fags
Hey is that sarah. She seems nice

Nah she's from new Jersey

People from new jearsy are hoes

New jearsy means land of the hoes
by Lundqvist February 9, 2019
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Fake News

It USED to mean news that wasn’t real, a completely false narrative.

But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:

‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.

It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.

It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.

So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.
"Wow, so many Fake News stories today. No matter what I do or say, they will not write or speak truth. The Fake News Media is out of control!" - (an actual tweet)
by WebLadyKim April 20, 2018
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New Hebron

A small off-the-map slice of heaven located in southern Mississippi. If you've never been there, then you don't know where it is. New Hebron is know for its All-American persona and it's sinfully attractive residents. Many people believe there is a chemical agent in the water which produces beauty, grace, and the natural ability to get anything you want.
Have you seen the new girl, Ashley? She is freakin hot. I can tell she is a New Hebron girl.
by lilweezy86 January 19, 2011
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new yorkie

When your girl gives you a quickie on the subway.
That bitch gave me a New Yorkie on the ride home last week.
by Goddy March 15, 2015
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Fake News

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.
I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
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