French Manicure

When you get just the tip

Last night, this guy was really unsure about getting it done so I only got a french manicure.

by thegvr March 7, 2017

Entertaining French

Pretending what someone else says make sens in order to be nice to them.

„You keep entertaining French with me but I do think I have a mental illness“

by FaBeanHa June 7, 2024

French Melton

When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.

I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!

by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019

french sisters

Two black girls who hold hands a lot. One of them must have an accent, preferably Trinidadian. The other must be a Southern Slut.

Are you two French sisters?

by welimin October 13, 2011

French Rico Suave

A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.

"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

The French

A population of around 100 million people, with 67 million of them inhabiting the country of France, with its beautiful sights, mountains, and geographical location, generally characterized by their horrible temper, especially against foreigners, and their love for cigarettes, coffee, and worker strikes.

Let us take as an example, their anger towards tourists who use the language wrong, even though most of them don't even speak English all that well:

"Bonjour, j'aimerais avoir une croissant."
"C'est UN Croissant! Idiot! Golmon! Sale Bâtard! Vas te faire foutre!"

The French can be nice, especially when you know French. Unless if you're their boss. Or if you mix up "un" and "une".

by kk_a February 3, 2025

French pull start

The act of forcibly inserting anal beads into your peepee hole and proceeding to rip it out from your butt at a high speed.

I once did a French Pull start t train myself for kidney stones.

by Fatfruitcake March 6, 2023