When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.
Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!
Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?
Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.
Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.
Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?
Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.
Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.
by MisterStealYourGirl June 11, 2016
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Oreo balls: A tasty combination of crushed Oreos and cream cheese rolled into a ball frosted and chilled before served.
Definition two:
Oreo Balls: The rare occurrence of a guy having black balls and a white crank or it could be a sign of a series medical problem.
Oreo balls: A tasty combination of crushed Oreos and cream cheese rolled into a ball frosted and chilled before served.
Definition two:
Oreo Balls: The rare occurrence of a guy having black balls and a white crank or it could be a sign of a series medical problem.
Dan: Those Oreo balls are the best thing since sliced bread.
Rob: I know I ate like ten of them.
Jim: Did you see that dude it the locker room, his balls were black but his unit was white. He should see a doctor before his shit falls off.
Scott: Yeah, he was born that way. That slut Christine used to bang him, he told her that his great-grandmother hooked up with a black dude so he has some black genes in him. She told him to bad it was your balls and not your dick, then she posted that shit on face book, what a whore.
Jim: Didn’t you used to bang her?
Scott: Who Hasn’t?
Jim: good point.
Rob: I know I ate like ten of them.
Jim: Did you see that dude it the locker room, his balls were black but his unit was white. He should see a doctor before his shit falls off.
Scott: Yeah, he was born that way. That slut Christine used to bang him, he told her that his great-grandmother hooked up with a black dude so he has some black genes in him. She told him to bad it was your balls and not your dick, then she posted that shit on face book, what a whore.
Jim: Didn’t you used to bang her?
Scott: Who Hasn’t?
Jim: good point.
by Dave Lickersnach December 30, 2014
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Someone who recieves stickers of little stewie griffin and puts them on their desk in remembrance of thier undercover lover.
Someone who recieves stickers of little stewie griffin and puts them on their desk in remembrance of thier undercover lover.
Oh, Hey Stu. Who's a good little Stu ball? Your're a good little stu ball.
Oh that's so cute, how about i throw a fuckin dart in your neck.
Oh that's so cute, how about i throw a fuckin dart in your neck.
by FDaddy September 1, 2009
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can be kicked, thrown, paddled, etc between two people. the smaller the room, the better.
can be kicked, thrown, paddled, etc between two people. the smaller the room, the better.
by QBall July 11, 2006
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Guy 1: Wana play some boobsket ball with her?
Guy 2: sure.
*Guy 1 shoots and bounces off*
Girl 1: What the hell?
*guy 2 shoots and goes down her shirts*
Girl 1: What the hell!?
Guy 2: YES!
Guy 2: sure.
*Guy 1 shoots and bounces off*
Girl 1: What the hell?
*guy 2 shoots and goes down her shirts*
Girl 1: What the hell!?
Guy 2: YES!
by Sethisgreen18 March 1, 2012
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