Adam

Adams can be defined by several physical attributes: they are tall, skinny, and have dirty-brown hair. Adams are natural athletes, generally preferring sports like cross country and basketball because of their height. They’re really funny, but easily distracted; at times, they make squirrels look calm. They love backscratches- the way to an Adam’s heart is by giving him a backscratch. Never fear, though, an Adam will return the favor by cuddling with you. They all are great cuddlers. Be forewarned, though: Adams are notorious heartbreakers. If you fall for an Adam, you’ll definitely find your heart ripped in two.

Girl: I think I like Adam, but he’s such a player!

by Claire M. June 5, 2018

Adam

Has a big wang

Adam

by UnknowPrickDude May 30, 2020

Adam

Perfectly Amazing person. When he's the new kid he'll be your best friend without a doubt.

A:"Did you see Adam?"
B:"Yeah, what an amazing gentleman!"

by Ahmed 9C September 27, 2022

Charlie Adams

Charlie Adams is a small boy usually has the hugest heart and a strange personality. His hair needs some work and he might need to add some meat to his scronny ass. Charlie is the kindest when it comes to animal life but he has a tiny pecker. He has a massive melons and sucks ass at everything. He will fuck a pig and suck the milk out of a cows utters. He has no style and simps more than anyone. He reeks of expired milk and maggots that have infested a dead corpse. He is also uncircumcised. aka a bitch nigga faggot ass hoe ass stanky ass queer.

"Did you hear about what Charlie Adams did?'
"No"
"He choked on a tiny penis and died!"
"Guacamole nigga penis"

by Teeth Chewer March 3, 2020

Adam Bash

A Persian slang urging for courteous conduct; literally translates to 'behave like a human

Neema, Adam bash. keep quiet at the dinner table!

by Abdolghader Baghdadi pour May 24, 2023

Adam

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. he probably does heroin and smokes a bunch of dope. is convinced he is the grim reaper himself and can decide who lives and who dies by writing their name on a wall. drug addict and alcoholic. mentally, emotionally, and physically abusive. never knows how to fucking fix his septum ring and it gets on peoples nerves. cannot rap even though he’s thinks he can. he’s suicidal and might kill himself one day. he wants to be different so badly that he listens to artists, puts other people on to them, then completely stops listing to them. in his free time he likes to snort lines and walk around with his best friend. he’s an asshole and you should never involve yourself with him.

“wow adam’s a real dope head”

“i could tell because i watched him snort 7 lines”

by he should have killed me April 4, 2024

ADAM

Boom

Adam go boom

by Not a Bomb August 16, 2018