national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

Sit where you want to day

You can sit where you want to.. For people in school! Apr 29

"hey go back to your seat"
"But is sit where you want to day!"

by h9eufhq3pwhrf43 April 29, 2021

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

cuddle me day

at the 13/11 a person will be craving for cuddles extremly hard that is me i need clinical help

1: i think X needs a cuddle
2: god please help me out of this mental prison it is cuddle me day

by MR.MERRYPOOTIS November 13, 2021

National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025

Totally Joyful Day

Dog whistle for total jeet death. Jeet is referring to indians

Guy 1: I want a totally joyful day!
Guy 2: Me too, man!

by dankm3m3rzz November 29, 2025