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Dirty Hob

A "Dirty Hob" is when you put a condom and it explodes after you fart while performing any sort of sex, and the recipient dumps you.
"I tried a "Dirty Hob" last night, I farted...SHE DUMPED ME :("
by SweatyCondom December 17, 2022
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Dirty Aris

Someone whos cock is so massive that every female is desperate to give hawk tuah to.
She wanted to give me a Dirty Aris, but I was like nah bitch suck my nuts instead.
by ghjd1312 February 6, 2025
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Dirty jahaira

What a person has sex while on their period and before climax does oral to swallow all bodily fluids.
So they wanted to try something knew so I voted for dirty jahaira
by The ranch is salty April 14, 2020
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Dirty Natalie

When a girl is vigorously jacking off in class while screaming and sniffs and licks the nast off her hands afterwards
Shit I was in Spanish earlier and scratch and sniff pulled another dirty Natalie
by Urfavhater420 February 21, 2024
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Dirty Vara

A sexual position favored by southern women. While riding the male, the female will defecate on the male's testicles. Meanwhile, lighting the male's chest hair on fire with a disposable lighter, and reproducing the shrill scream of a ferocious dragon.
Robin told me she really had to shit during sex with Burke the other night, instead of stopping, she gave him a Dirty Vara.
by Foldmember March 28, 2020
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Dirty Leil

when a fat dude sits on a gear shifter and rides it like a dick, then proceeds to release his bowels on it and then drives the stick shift
by Khantraast January 14, 2023
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low down dirty toaster

An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his

French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.
I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.
by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024
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