Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train

Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load”

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.

"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"

by Barron Lands December 14, 2024

Fuck The Owner Week

From December 21st to December 28th every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.

Hey, it's Fuck The Owner Week, let's harras the discord owner.

by Illust December 24, 2023

Fuck

Fuck as many meanings.
1) Can be used when forgetting something
2) Can be used when saying sex
3) When cursing out someone

4) When surprised or asking a question

Example 1 - Fuck! I forgot my book at home!
Example 2 - I'm gonna fuck Lana tonight!
Example 3 - Fuck you Brian!
Example 4 - What the actual fuck is going on here?!

by urfriendlymotherfucker:) March 26, 2022

Oh fuck nut

When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!

Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her

by BryJ December 17, 2018

Fuck You

A form of verbal insult telling you to go and have sexual intercourse with yourself and is often used as a response to unorthodox behavior.

Person 1:"Dabs on them haters"

Person 2: Hey fuck you

by Dat_boii June 15, 2018

Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022