Wet Doorknob

When you cum in a sock and hang it on someone's doorknob. Simple as that.

I got so pissed at my father in-law, I pulled a wet doorknob on him.

by Schleepest July 31, 2016

wet bandit

the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.

last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit

by noobler elf October 24, 2007

wet feet

when some one is peeing there pants because he is scared or has problems with the bladder

Look at that guy he peed his pants the loser must have wet feet

by John Morrison November 14, 2007

wet as a bum

Also spelled Wedadahhbum

When sometind is da crazziest wet.
Term originated in da 503 portland oregon.
GANGSTAVILLE, USA
TRILLVILLE, USA

Pronunciation= (Wed) (Ad) (Ahh) (Bum)

you're rollin' down the street, getting your c.o. (chill on) and some homie says "dyummm shun, you wet as a bum"

"Shit meng you so icy, You as wedadahhbum meng"

by AP, AG June 12, 2008

Wet Willie

While getting head pull her head back and turn it sideways and blow it in her ear.

what happens to matt with his boyfriends

by Devin March 30, 2004

Wet up

To verbally outline your excited emotion whilst hang gliding!

Hahaha did you hear Wilson yelp 'Wet up' as he landed?!?!

by Wilson_fly August 25, 2010

Wet Squirrel

When a man sticks his nut sac or ball sac in someones mouth and then precedes to jerk himself off and shoots his load in that persons hair.

Last night when i was getting my dick sucked i decided to give that person a wet squirrel.

by One wet squirrel June 1, 2009