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Why did you search this up?

James: May gay penis is a footlong
Sensible Person: Dude wtf your girlfriend is here

by Don't Trust Strangers April 21, 2020

sus gay

Sasuke but better.

1: Hey have you watched Naruto, Sasuke is my favorite character.
2: Sus gay? (Misheard Sasuke)

by Sus gay November 26, 2021

spicy gay

the opposite of a spicy straight;

a gay person who claims they would kiss, hug, bang, etc, a woman but wouldn’t “date a woman”

“rebecca is hot, id kiss her. i wouldn’t date her though.”

“dude you’re a spicy gay”

by gay hater (i’m gay btw) November 17, 2021

Phantom Gay

A boy who pretends to be a homosexual in hopes of girls being comfortable enough with him to show him, or even let him touch, their ass or tiddies.

Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.

by squid feet April 1, 2020

gay parrot

Someone who mooches rides off people, because they are too lazy to get there license, they doesn't appreciate others opinions and believes the world revolves around them ; usually is a male that tends to like male celebrities or athletes, and you know he rides the wave

The gay parrot won't fuck off, he just expects rides from others without paying for gas; chirping and shit as he takes the aux so he can play his favorite person, Drake. What a gay parrot, am I right?

by Geremy landforth March 21, 2017

Jackin gays

The act of being named jack and sexually oil wrestling with your gay coach.

Me: bro I heard you were Jackin gays the other day.

Jack: what do you mean? wrestling isn't gay.

by Chief Spreading cock August 4, 2021

gay reacharound

The best feeling in the world. A gay reacharound is when a dude is fucking another dude in the butt while playing with that dude's dick. The prostate pleasure of getting fucked makes the handjob more intense and the top sliding his lubed up hand up and down the bottoms dick makes the top's dick feel so good inside his butt. This causes a vicious cycle of pleasure that makes the guy getting fucked moan loudly with pleasure and ends with him cumming all over. The dude fucking him can feel the bottom's boy pussy clenching on the top's dick and it makes him creampie the bottoms bussy.

Straight man: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you. We could all hear you moaning with pleasure all the way across the street while your boyfriend gave you the gay reacharound. Now all my frat brothers are giving each other reacharounds to see what it's like.
Gay man: I couldn't help it, it felt so good when my boyfriend gave me the gay reacharound and came inside my butt.

by reacharoundaholic September 12, 2023