Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.

Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?

by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016

Sesh with the bros

when you go for a skimpy joint with the bros and make them watch you for 20 minutes and then follow this by going home look like you smoked 2 pound of the dank mother fucking Cush and post your smokey eyes on the social media site "snapchat" and type "sesh with the bros, you know who your are"

you, wanna go riding and smoke weed yeah man go for a sesh with the bros

by ill eat your pussy juice every April 21, 2017

bro-polio

The scenario of the typical bro who ignores leg day constantly. This results in a top heavy, wasted-leg syndrome similar to polio sufferers and a tendency to wear sweatpants to the gym.

A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.

Bro 1: Dude, summer is on why aren't you wearing shorts?

Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?

Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?

by Mucky September 12, 2013

Beard Bro

When two people in public who have beards see another man with a beard and immediately have a connection. Beard bros are made purely on having a beard and nothing else

Scott- You see that bearded guy over there?
Travis- Do you mean our Beard Bro?

by ScottyBoi67 June 2, 2019

Bro-Blast

A Bro-Blast is where one loves their bro so much that they give them a massive hug from behind, to exert their masculinity and thrust their bro love into their buddies unsuspecting backside.

I love Kyle bro, earlier, dude Bro-Blasted me so hard i swear i couldnt walk for an hour or two. Guy is one chill bro.

by Helpmethisisnotajokeiambeinghe August 30, 2021

Bros or nah

A PHRASE THAT decides where people are in a friendship it fuses two peoples loyalty and shows both parties 🥳 there both g

Jude-“bros or nah”
Wiktoria-“what’s that”
Mag-“silence”
Shane-“were bros”

by Thegoodsoaerz March 5, 2019

DL bros

When "straight" guy gives & gets his best friend to Swap Blow Jobs. (means u get BJ & give BJ regardless of who starts/finishes it) Typically repeat offenders. They usually think they getting away w/ something. Could be as is this case a public place early/late so as to not get caught. They gotta be Bros, not Ho's or strangers & on DL! Don't have 2b black but often 1 is or half in this example. Nothing wrong w/ sucking a dick especially ur Bros but damn don't deny it! DL Bro!

Db: Go & Joe are DL Bros. They think nobody saw them cause they were doing it right b4 daylight in car.
M: What?

C: giving each other bjs
U: lol rofl
M: Thats why he helped him get that apartment in his building?!?
E: Drunkle Benson got his eye on it cause he jealous! He even broke Bro code & told Joe's old lady...
The harem Gasps...
U: Gives evil eye, cause she kno it Tru. Where else is viagra going...

by ShadeBurn December 15, 2021