jo moment

This is when you a clumsy, forgetful, or do something silly.

Yesterday, I had a Jo moment when I left my wallet at the store and had to turn around to go get it.

by Mimi143michelle May 8, 2016

goat moment

When you try really hard to hit that note, and you instead sound like a screaming goat.

He had a goat moment while singing along to "Take On Me" - Aha.

by body massage go September 5, 2014

Dajuan Moment

Anytime someone keeps dying in a server to the same gang/person or when someone dies shortly after getting an RPG.

Andre: Hey bro you still got that RPG?
Blocksters: Nah I had a "dajuan moment".

by Hatrix! May 18, 2021

Glock Moment

When another person does something so mind-numbingly stupid that whipping out a glock and busting some caps is simply the only way to handle it

This morning my neighbor asked me if I had a case of the mondays...now that's a glock moment if I ever saw one.

by eastofwest February 8, 2012

Bruh Moment

A moment that is bruh

Person 1: How bruh is this?
Person 2: Its worthy of being called a bruh moment

by supersleepykouhai June 29, 2019

A Sanford Moment

Noun
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)

Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)

adj., Sandfordly.

1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.

2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.

3. To result in graveling and derision.

4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.

5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.

I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.

by ConcealedID July 8, 2009

hazar moment

When you say something that’s clearly wrong and outrageous but instead of admitting defeat you double down with “facts” you have made up on the spot. Facts generally are gathered from “research” found on Reddit.

Person 1: “Turkish watermelons are the biggest and the best”
Person 2: “What are you talking about?”
Person 1: “They are! I read about it on Reddit! This is a fact!”
Person 2: “Pipe down with your Hazar moment”

by ShaqYaBooty March 4, 2021