Job Pissed

Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.

Lads: We having a session?

JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed

by Dozza442 April 18, 2018

Job Dysphoria

The sinking feeling that ones career has taken a wrong turn and landed you where you don't belong.

In all my other computer jobs, I wore jeans and a polo shirt. In my new position, I'm surrounded by guys dressed in suits out of GQ magazine -- I'm beginning to have a severe case of Job Dysphoria.

by Mr Dilbert June 30, 2015

Titty job

When a girl puts a dick between her boobs and uses them to get him off. See also titjob titfuck tittyfuck titwank and mammary Intercourse.

Hannah doesn’t give blowjobs, but she does give me titty jobs. I’d still definitely prefer a blowjob though.

by nutella137 February 20, 2021

Dredge Job

Receiving a blowjob in which the giver uses so much teeth, it's as if they are attempting to dredge the flesh from the penis, similar to a dredge scraping the bottom of a waterway to make it deeper.

"Dude when she went down on me it felt more like a dredge job than a blow job."

"That dredge job left my penis feeling like I made love to Edward Scissorhands, or a food processor."

by LetsStartARiot January 1, 2014

bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)

the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !

by michael foolsley June 2, 2022

penguin job

The act of paying for a blow job and the hooker running away after pulling ones pants down to one's ankles leaving them waddling like a penguin while chasing after.

I shouldn't have paid her in advance, she pulled my pants down and gave me a penguin job.

by barney beaverpleaser January 3, 2014

corno job

A "Corno Job" is a Brazilian expression that defines one or more tedious and usually long tasks.

It's been half translated from the Portuguese expression "Trabalho de Corno" and is widely used in this language.

Painting this whole house will be a corno job.

My wife made me go to the supermarket, wash the car, take the dog to the vet and visit her mother. A real corno job.

by renamedbr March 15, 2017