Friend Zone

Hell on Earth were men, who have not tried to be aggressive to get a girl, go to to rot.

Child: Dad what's the friend zone?
Dad: Hell, its Hell

by StawHat May 9, 2014

friend whore

one of your friends that starts to chill with a totally unrelated group of your friends through you.

Rufus is friends with Terry through his yoga class.
Rufus has been friends with Orphius for awhile. Rufus tells Terry about his nigga Orphius.

One day Rufus calls Orphius up to chill, and he hears Terry's dumbass in the background.

Terry is officially a friend whore.

by please share this November 23, 2009

My friends

An expression used by a person who has no friends.

"I believe in America, my friends."

by That One For President October 8, 2008

Good Friends

A polite word for rejecting someone who wants to be your date.

Hey Al, we are still good friend, right?

by Mokonamon May 10, 2005

Firewall Friend

A friend that keeps you safer on the internet. This can be through informative conversations, physical technical assistance and remote technical assistance.

"I'm not really sure if I'm practicing safe behavior online. I wish I had more firewall friends."

by jordanteater June 21, 2012

monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.

My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.

by creatiffany February 12, 2010

Keyhole Friend

A person who you call a friend but you literally look at their life through a keyhole. This means you don't completely see their entire life, just whatever small piece you can see, or they allow you to see through the keyhole (social media like facebook, twitter, instagram or snapchat). The only reason this person isn't called an acquaintance is because it would seem rude to refer to them as such.

Jack: Hey Joe, are you and Kevin close.
Joe: Nope, we're keyhole friends, the most I know about him is he added that he changed his display pic four weeks ago.

by sgegx April 17, 2018