david cardus

the smallest dick in the world

Phil: I have a David cardus

by Thedestroyer September 15, 2017

David McGay

He Is a very gay man, likes cock and ball tortue

Bro David McGay Is Very Gay

by Victrap February 4, 2020

Happy David

When you get angry at your friends in a game so you remove them from your friends list and stop talking to them.

Person One: If you kill me one more time I'm gonna pull a Happy David.
Person Two: I don't care.
Person Two: Bro why did you block me

by Muscular Sigma June 30, 2025

David

david is so cool he litarly is like the best like he is so funny he has such cool eyes and he is so good at sports and whenever he tries doing something he is instantly good at it. He has the best smile and is so cool.

David Cool

by I love apple pay January 27, 2022

David

The definition of being HIGGHHH

Your so david

by Highhhh boiii February 25, 2020

David

David is my bf and the best one you could ever possibly want. He's so amazing and i love him wayyyyy too much, LOL. David if you're reading this, it's me. i love you David. <3

Person: what's his naaame?
me: david
Person: wow u must be lucky!

by anonymous November 23, 2022

David

A trucker who once killed a 300 lb woof

That guy right there he's a david

by Montombo May 2, 2018