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shot balls

A term used in place of something shitty, or for someone who is clearly an idiot.
Connor; Zach did you see that Josh kid at the race this weekend?
Zach; yeah.him and his bike are fucking shot balls, Hey
by Cr250Lover4Life May 28, 2016
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Silent Ball

A game where as a ball is thrown form one person to another and who ever makes a sound or doesn't catch a decent throw goes out. As the official rules on Wikipedia dictate one rule that is often forgotten is that "players are "out" and must sit down if they mock Philip G. Zimbardo or His Glorious Beard" it is a international sport that is governed by the Global Silent Ball Committee.
Ok class lets play some silent ball" "Philip Zimbardo's Beard is UGLY" "YOUR OUT FOR BREAKING 2 RULES! speaking and bagging the amazing beard
by I LIKE TURTLES %^&*() July 29, 2011
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thunder balls

The feeling when you haven't ejaculated in so long that they start to feel like your balls are going to explode.
When Mark decided to stop masturbating, he had no idea of the pain of thunder balls and was sorely unprepared for the pain ahead.
by Starbuck32123 March 6, 2016
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fart balls

fart balls is ball sack that smells like fart
girl- you want head?
boy-yeah *balls fart*

girl- mmm alright
girl-*pulls down pants*
boy- *starts getting nervous*
girl- smells fart balls
boy- suck my fart balls
girl- alright
boy- hehe
girl- starts growing fart balls and pp

boy-uh
girl- *pegs the boy*

boy- my asshole is streching 12 inches..
girl- *shit cums*
the end :)
by grimezzlol August 31, 2021
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Lecture Balls

An uncomfortable sticking together of the genitals, usually caused by being forced to remain an uncomfortable, cramped chair in a lecture hall throughout a long class.
Dude, I had the worst lecture balls of my life after that psychology seminar. Lefty almost got ripped off when I stood up.
by PTAnteater February 27, 2010
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Cyber Balls

A cockhead with the awesome ability to insult people and have the best comebacks, but only over facebook or msn chat, because they are too much of a pussy face fuckwit without enough balls to say it to someones face.
Ususally a stupid whiney wee prick who knows if he says shit to someones face then they'll get their cry baby arse kicked, because they're a skinny computer nerd without half a brain, and think they're the man because the computer MAKES THEM TOUGH :D

... losers
Ben: he has a thing called cyber balls
Mike: wow cyber balls, that's such a cool way to explain it, i've never heard of it before.
Ben: that's cos i invented it 2 seconds ago
by Liv XD June 23, 2010
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Newton Balls

When a man's two testicle collide within the scrotum resulting in a painful feeling. Much like that desk toy with the swinging balls.
Why'd you stop running?
I have Newton Balls
by Gordonopus September 5, 2010
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