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velcro hoe

a super-clingy ass woman who usually calls when she needs a ride, some eats, or when shes alone, even if you left her house. She won't get off you, resembling velcro
Man, Jerome, she's off on your dick, b.
Man, she's some velcro hoe!
by BigBurple April 8, 2006
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Hoeless Hoe

A man or woman being used for sex, but when pursuing some of interest they are turned down and forever hoeless
"Hey bro how was is it at the party, get any hoes? Nah homie I'm just a hoeless hoe"
by Kinglo August 28, 2021
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rolodex hoes

a rolodex hoe is some scumrat that you've had your way with in the past, but you still keep her number whether it's in your phone or written down somewhere.
"yo man, I wanna dunk my cock deep into a slutbag tonight...maybe I'll just call one of my rolodex hoes"
by mazzarinballbat September 2, 2016
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Thicc Hoe

an English interpretation of punjabi and hindi phrase 'theek ho' which means 'are you good/okay?', where 'theek' means 'ok/good'
a friend: Thicc Hoe?
another friend: Yes i am thicc
by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
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chrismas hoes

the best type of "ho" usually they come in groups of three's and are delivered by a jolly old fat white man on dec. 24
homie1: yo i was hooking up with sarah last night and when i woke up their were two other beezys

homie2: looks like santa gave you dem "chrismas hoes".
by weedtom420 December 27, 2011
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hoe pusher

A politically-incorrect term for a rural farmer in a developing nation. For all we know here in the developed world, he is out there, pushing his hoe around.
You have no idea how people live in other countries. You think they're out there, pushing their hoes around. Little do you know, you don't push with a hoe. You weed, till and plant with a hoe. You know nothing about how those hoe pushers live.
by Victorcine October 28, 2009
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Hoe-Unit

Yall dont know how the Hoe-Unit roll!!
by paganho January 25, 2005
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