The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.
by waluigimaniac June 30, 2022
Get the Dirty Velasquezmug. The act of engaging in anal sex (doggy style position) and feces comes out, so you proceed to take your index fingers on both hands and scoop it up and swipe it under your eyes like warrior paint, and proceed with the deed.
by Dirty Warrior April 28, 2024
Get the dirty warriormug. When someone is in a dream and dreams about making love to one of his best friends and giving them anal warts to the extreme and wakes up and is having sex with a potato.
by whitneys boi January 17, 2022
Get the dirty slader patatermug. A "dirty dank" is when you are making love, and accidentally roll off the bed, potentially resulting in death.
by Danktanklord June 3, 2020
Get the Dirty Dankmug. The best podcast on the face of the earth. Owen and Bowman elegantly flow from topic to topic, fostering a great conversation and making for a very pleasant experience for listeners. Their witty and out-of-the-box humor always warrants a hearty chuckle.
by chuck27897171 September 10, 2020
Get the dirty southmug. When an arab man takes an unwilling participant, male or female to the nearest Jimmy Johns parking lot and forcibly cums in his/her hair and/or ankle.
by kidboy2006 June 17, 2020
Get the dirty hishammug. Dirty Hanifa
A Dirty Hanifa involves shooting jizz on the upper lip spreading pubes on it until they have a sweet moustache then shaving that bitch clean off with a solid turkey slap with a limp floppy dong.
A Dirty Hanifa involves shooting jizz on the upper lip spreading pubes on it until they have a sweet moustache then shaving that bitch clean off with a solid turkey slap with a limp floppy dong.
by Jumbo jones April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Hanifamug.