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Dirty Jacqui

When he comes at you with his beanstalk and you shout "FI FO FO THUMB" whilst shooting a golden egg out of your own anus.
I got carried away last night and gave him a Dirty Jacqui.
by DirtyDaniel_ August 14, 2020
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Dirty strap

A dirty strap is a gun that has been used to commit a crime or multiple crimes that can be traced back to that gun through ballistic testing or other methods if found on you.

It’s called a dirty strap because a strap is a gun and when it’s used in a crime it becomes “dirty” because if you get caught with it and it’s traced back to you you get the charge even if you didn’t do it you got caught with it dirty so it shows you likely did it and you’ll have a field day in court trying to prove otherwise.
A:”Did you hear about Jesse? They found him with a dirty strap and gave him 15 years for a shooting the gun was used in even though he didn’t do it.

G:”Damn that’s why I throw mine away the day they get dirty I just drive over to the bridge over the river but it in a bag and throw it in the water and bam dirty strap is gone!”
by XIV Soldier July 9, 2022
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Dirty Henk

When a disgruntled Dutchman slaps you in the face with a nice piece of pork belly.
Guy 1 - “Bro… did that guy slap you with pork belly?”

Guy 2 - “Yeah! Dutch bastard gave me a Dirty Henk!”
by Straya11 March 5, 2025
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Dirty Xuan

The act of giving a blowjob using one’s teeth during gay sex.
I gave my dad the Dirty Xuan, to ensure that I never get a little sibling.
by The1stJerk February 9, 2025
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Dirty Dill

The act of dipping a dill pickle in Nutella, and inserting it into one’s as while in the pussy.
If you don’t watch your mouth women, I might let uncle Rodney come over here and dirty dill your ungrateful ass!
by Rod-knee’s Cock April 17, 2023
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dirty joog

Being a shit cunt that’s always on the phone, loves him a good gin
Met this fella last night but he turned out to be a dirty joog
by gin lover March 27, 2020
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dirty Vex

someone with an absolutely huge dick and balls and someone who is also very fruity but yet confused on just about everything that comes down to sexuality and gender.
yo! i heard ur a dirty Vex! im sure i could help you with ur sexuality issues but id sure love to see that humongous cock and balls of urs!
by yomommasfatballsack December 26, 2021
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