Shelf Gay

A gay guy who looks similar/ has a similar height/ build/ personality/ category to another gay guy.

If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.

These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.

ANOTHER one of my exes has been going out with that James guy again. That James is SUCH a shelf gay omgggg sksksksks

by MsnFrancis October 25, 2019

gay lettuce

Gay lettuce is the term given to some one when they fall for a trap without knowing they are a trap

Oh Evan did you just call Baire White hot? You Gay Lettuce

by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018

Gay bish

An example of someone who is clearly gay and is a fucking bitch

You are clearly gay and a fucking ass bish and that's why you are a gay bish

by Cullengaybish July 20, 2018

Gay Karma

The act of making fun of gays or gay marriage in anyway, then intern giving birth to a gay child.

Did you hear Tom and Kim's son is gay?

Yeah! Didn't Tom make fun of gay marriage when the law was passed in NY?

Oh yeah! He did.

Sounds like a bad case of Gay Karma.

by Sjbora June 28, 2011

gays response

Used to indicate that the previous statement made by a participant in a conversation was that of a gay type/orientation

A) you suck like a bitch on a pension
B) gays response
A) fuck you
B) gays response

Repeat as necessary

by roxursox June 12, 2008

gay rattlesnake

Fabio enchilada, the man who played George Lopez in the hit series Wizards of Waverly Place

guy 1: Shit dude, I need a burrito
guy 2: you paying?
guy 1: fuck you, you gay rattlesnake

by everythingsetup January 27, 2021

hit the gay

When one tries to enter bed and magically appears lying in bed (one different to the original bed they were trying to enter) on top of a homosexual of the same sex. This will lead to a very steamy encounter regardless of the first subjects sexual orientation.

Or maybe its auto correct... IDK

"hey man, I hit the gay real late last night."
"you did what?"
"yeah, he was KWEEN" OR "oops, autocorrect hay*"

by Obo909 November 20, 2017