food special

Not being able to eat something because of an allergy or diet.

Katy is allergic to eggs, dairy and gluten, she's a little food special.

by foodspecial October 24, 2017

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Great British food spank

When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen

I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!

by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022

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Food-O

When delicious food brings such high levels of pleasure it causes an orgasm in your pants.

"That Philly Steak and Cheese was so delicious it gave me a total Food-O! Twice!

by Mr. McMars September 1, 2011

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Food Dragon

When you eat food that hasn't cooled yet so point your head in the air, open your mouth and breathe. The heat and smoke coming out resembles that of an angered dragon.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy. He forgot to blow on his food.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a Food Dragon

by xXMethluvrXx March 3, 2018

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Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.

Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?

by hello_imded April 19, 2023

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