ridin' dirty

Ridin' dirty is when you're in a vehicle and might you have police (da po po) after you because you have either drugs or illegal firearms.

Yo man, put that weed away, I don't wanna be ridin' dirty!

by xxYuli June 25, 2006

dirty vasquez

leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having sex in a "backward cowboy" position.

I left a "dirty vasquez" on the sofa while I had sex with Amy.

by El Pepino March 21, 2005

Dirty Frodo

When a group of males ejaculate onto the feet of one participant. This is followed by all the males shaving their pubic hair onto the feet of the participant. The dry semen acts as a glue which keeps the hair on. Called a Dirty Frodo because in the unedited version of Lord of the Rings, Frodo receives one from all members of the fellowship.

Pervert 1: "Dude, you see that Sally chick? She passed out at a party and everyone else gave her a dirty frodo."

Pervert 2:"Radical dude!"

Regular dude: "You guys are fuckin wierd"

by Tristan the Man April 14, 2007

Dirty kelsey

The ability to give someone mutliple orgasms at once.

I gave her the dirty Kelsey and she didn't stop shaking.

by Dirty Kelsey December 9, 2018

dirty baker

(v): the act of eating a donut off of a man's penis; varieties include powered, glazed, chocolate, and sprinkles.

"Oh man, Sara just gave me the best Dirty Baker."

by Baron von Potato July 1, 2006

Dirty Sterba

When a faggot fucks his dog anally and then proceeds to lick the dripping cum from its ass.

Scott gave Andy a Dirty Sterba last night.

by Ron Fiala December 16, 2008

dirty squirties

(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"

"Dude, those tacos I scarfed last night gave me a major case of the dirty squirties today."

by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006