douche bag

A guy who wears plastic sunglasses and Puma muscle shirts.

Looks at that douche bag. He thinks he walks on water!

by Magneto_1970 December 16, 2010

Carrot bagging

Masturbating using self-tanner, often by accident

Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.

by Nair88 October 23, 2015

Bag Chimp

A "Bag Chimp" is a person or persons that are purely about WHATS IN THE BAG that can help me without any regard to anyone or anything, a selfish fool

That Bag Chimp didn't care about there family at all, only looking out for themselves. I can't believe he brought that Bag Chimp here asking for handouts

by Big Daddy JP February 16, 2022

Gang bag

When you have a bag of Colombian marching powder and all the home boys come in to get a piece of that action

Jesse, leo and hernandez hear scott has a bag .
Leo to Hernandez and jesse ; hey man wanna bust into that toilet and gang bag scott?

Hernandez to leo ; hell you let's go gang bag that shit

by DBACKO September 3, 2019

hag bagged

a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.

Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.

I was tooo hag bagged last night for my own good!

by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008

Bag of Sticks

Old Irish saying, meaning you feel like shit, unwell.

Man, I'm feeling like a bag of sticks right now.

by John Paul the Pope February 13, 2020

Dick Bag

a.k.a. utters.

That cow's dick bag is so full of milk, she can hardly walk.

by fuckthathotass69 January 5, 2022