national pool day

National pool day happens every 19th day of April and it's for people that are apart of I am pool.

National pool day is really important

by I am pool April 19, 2021

National Sexuality Day

The day you show off your sexuality

“ I’m so happy it’s national sexuality day”

by Lilly2000 November 21, 2020

National Brojob Day

April 24. The day all bros are allowed to give brojobs without it being homo.

Chad: Dude give me a bro job
Josh: Nah thats homo
Chad: It's National Brojob Day

by John123345688835853853 June 25, 2021

National Feitan Month

A day where all feitan fuckers can write one paragraph about our king feitan without getting judged. This takes place on December 1st-30

Feitan FUcker: (insert long paragraph)
Normie: Sigh i cant judge you since its national feitan month

by igsgnseeeg November 25, 2020

National Pie day

January 23rd is national pie day. So make some pie and enjoy!

Person 1: Hey did you hear it's national pie day?
Person 2: Oh no I didn't but now I gotta go make some pie!

by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020

National Flirt day

On April 17th
You can flirt all you want without anyone getting mad at you. So if someone has a bf/gf you can still flirt with them.

"Hey cutie"
"I have a girlfriend"
"So? Its national flirt day"

by your_mom_69_420 April 16, 2020

National Rape Day

April 24th is a day that’s supposed to be about honoring and respecting survivors of rape and assault, but has instead been turned into a horrible “joke” made by degenerate fucking TikTok incels, where they think it’s okay to go out and assault someone.

Incel: It’s a National Rape Day, you better hide your kids ;)

Good Person: Congratulations asshole, you just ruined a day that was supposed to be about respect. Fuck you.

Incel: It’s just a joke you’re so sensitive LMAO

Good Person: You know what is funny, your deceased father.

by DefiantSinger October 11, 2023