Quick fuck

Sexual intercourse that is usually taking place in a public, indiscreet, or common areas (not a regular place where sexual intercourse takes place.)
Quick fucks are usually fast by nature because the partners lack privacy or comfort.
Common Quick fuck areas:
Airport Bathroom
Hotel Lobby
Kitchen
Anywhere you can imagine!

Dude while I was waiting for my pizza me and my girl quick fucked in Papa Gino's without anybody knowing!

by smokeweedeveryday420000000 January 16, 2011

Fuck Knuckle

Can be used to describe a person who is generally a dickhead, or used when something goes wrong.

A) You are such a fuck knuckle

B) Fuck knuckle!

by ~primakat~ September 1, 2005

fuck puff

the bed head or rat's nest someone gets after being on their back from a good shaggin'

She came out of the his room a little flushed and the back of her head was one big fuck puff.

by puff maker April 22, 2006

Fuck nud

Someone who is so stupid they should wear a helmet.

I want to beat that fuck nud Greg in the head with a bat.

by VanLowe September 9, 2009

tweet fuck

When people follow each other on Twitter.

It was nice meeting you, lets tweet fuck.

by frankf5 March 9, 2010

Fuck the monkey

To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.

Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.

The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.

by ElDonzo May 29, 2015

Table Fucked

At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".

"Trainee Doe is done eating already why the hell aren't the rest of you finished!?!? Hydrate and get the piss out!"

Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"

by Demolix October 31, 2011