god's beard

Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.

1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.

by Roose Pies December 31, 2008

Selling God

The act of having anal sex with an abstinent person while a priest pays to watch.

I was Selling God when the priest just walked out of the room crying

by Repo369 July 28, 2011

lax god

a lax god is simply the highest lax being in the lacrosse world , there tilt is unbeliveable

dylan is a lax god

by lizrodzo November 2, 2015

god of comedy

the funniest person alive

frances is currently the god of comedy

by GodOfComedy October 20, 2021

God Stalker

A person who is obsessed with God and Christianity that God got freaked out put a restraining order against them.

That bitch is such a God Stalker, she does nothing but be obsessed with christianity.

by Anonymous66613 June 11, 2010

God Light

Light that looks like "God" is shining through clouds trees or the like

Two hikers in the woods: " Dude did you see that cool lighting back there" "Yea man that was some total God Light

by Zach L. July 23, 2008

Cow God

Emily
EMILY IS COW GOD
ALL WORSHIP EMILY
HAMBURGERS SHALL BE BANISHED
WORHSIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
WORSHIP
WORSHIP
EMILY

hey do you believe in the cow god
yes! emily the cow god

by B-U-T-T-H-O-L-E May 11, 2019