Evelyn Moment

when someone does something smol brain

“Oops I fell off a banana”
“Evelyn moment”

by Evelyn Moment March 1, 2021

Crawford Moment

A significant moment in which a person will have either reached or exceeded their level of tolerance on the bull-shit scale. It is characterized as a bitch fit that often resembles that of Joan Crawford in the Movie "Mommie Dearest". Screaming, swearing, and cursing is often involved. No crap will be condoned. Crawford moments often occur in middle-aged women who are antagonized by their hell-raising children or needy husbands.

Joan: Tina, I will not allow any daughter of mine to wear tight-ass jeans and purple stripper boots out in public!

Tina: I'm not gonna listen to you! I'm gonna wear what I want and you can't stop me!

Joan: If you give me anymore of that bullshit, I'm going to have a Crawford Moment!!!

Tina: *Shudders* Ok fine, you win! Anything to keep that from happening!

by IHeartBitches July 28, 2010

Rofl Moment

The act of actually rolling on the floor and laughing. Urination is ussually involed in this act.

Bro-man: OMMAH GAWD LIEK LOL
*bro man falls to the floor and begins laughing*
Dude-guy: ROFL MOMENT

by Clyde the shifty one August 9, 2008

Barbz Moment

A state in which the brain of a certain person (specially Nicki Minaj fans) can't function well.

She had a Barbz Moment when the teacher asked her how many sides does a hexagon have.

by justpainthingz July 28, 2021

goat moment

When you try really hard to hit that note, and you instead sound like a screaming goat.

He had a goat moment while singing along to "Take On Me" - Aha.

by body massage go September 5, 2014

Dajuan Moment

Anytime someone keeps dying in a server to the same gang/person or when someone dies shortly after getting an RPG.

Andre: Hey bro you still got that RPG?
Blocksters: Nah I had a "dajuan moment".

by Hatrix! May 18, 2021

cerebral moment

It's when you go into a deep thought. And you feel isolated from the world. That's a true thought, which allowed you to get a direct answer from the brain.
When a complete stranger walks up to you and say something in relationship to what you were thinking about. When you had a cerebral moment.

I had a cerebral moment when a complete stranger read my mind.

When someone read your mind. ( Wow do you live in my head).

by Sista, sista March 17, 2014