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Cranston Cream Pie

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI
Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.
by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016
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Chocolate cream pie

When you cum in a girls ass and the cum is brownish when it comes out.
I butted in her ass and it came out as a chocolate cream pie.
by Samhugecox March 18, 2015
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Banana Cream Pie

Getting fucked in the ass with a ripe banana and having it break open inside your asshole. Leaving behind some creamed banana
damn man I’m still shitting out bits of banana from when my girl banana cream pied me last night.
by StickyMcShinnigans May 2, 2018
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Cream Cheese Queen

homos that love to be cumdumped by hung uncut guys with smegma.
A good cream cheese queen knows the taste of a good dick.
by phillyqueen September 2, 2012
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Reverse Boston Cream

The act of male on female anal sex culminating in fellatio.
Oh man, did my mouth stink after giving that guy a reverse boston cream.
by MoZZeReTH March 10, 2011
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Ice cream sandwich

A sandwich with shit on the bottom cum in the middle and shit on top
Sarah’s mouth smelled like shit after eating an ice cream sandwich
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Sally Cream Cheese

A Sally cream cheese is someone who likes to eat waffles with cream cheese, who is creamy and soft inside and out.
She is such a sally cream cheese.
or are you a fucking sally cream cheese or something?
by Leasy B February 27, 2009
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