Fucking Donuts

synonym for 'wasting time' or 'slacking off'

guy #1: "Where's little Ruttiger?"

guy #2: "Probably fucking donuts at home again...."

by Professor Poo March 13, 2009

Fuck Knuckle

Can be used to describe a person who is generally a dickhead, or used when something goes wrong.

A) You are such a fuck knuckle

B) Fuck knuckle!

by ~primakat~ September 1, 2005

fuck puff

the bed head or rat's nest someone gets after being on their back from a good shaggin'

She came out of the his room a little flushed and the back of her head was one big fuck puff.

by puff maker April 22, 2006

Table Fucked

At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".

"Trainee Doe is done eating already why the hell aren't the rest of you finished!?!? Hydrate and get the piss out!"

Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"

by Demolix October 31, 2011

tweet fuck

When people follow each other on Twitter.

It was nice meeting you, lets tweet fuck.

by frankf5 March 9, 2010

safety fuck

Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".

"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".

by CrazyCraig1 November 28, 2012

fucking adorable

Extremely fucking cute you just can’t fucking..you just can’t.

“Wow that’s FUCKING ADORABLE.”

“I just can’t..”

by CheesEBaLlS December 15, 2019