A nigga blast consists of 1 person with the name of saihaj brar. Saihaj bear is a small midget that only wears grey, he thinks he's a surrey jack, he's small, and loves eating bananas (pp included). Saihaj is always down for the jiggy with his friends, neighbors, pets, and even family as he thinks that blood is blood and if you make her giggle you sure indeed will make that ass jiggle. Now here is a short poem made from a nigga blasts perspective (saihaj brar)
"As I walk, I see a cock
What shall I do, should I call the ambulance? The firemen? Or the cops? Nah I must indeed eat the cock.
As I feast, I started to gleak.
So as of now I might aswell just lick a little boys feet.
Many of you know me as a nigga blast,
But I can assure you that in bed my humps and thrusts are pleasantly fast.
And even though I might be a midget, I can assure you that I can make the family population into the double digits." ~nigga blast
"As I walk, I see a cock
What shall I do, should I call the ambulance? The firemen? Or the cops? Nah I must indeed eat the cock.
As I feast, I started to gleak.
So as of now I might aswell just lick a little boys feet.
Many of you know me as a nigga blast,
But I can assure you that in bed my humps and thrusts are pleasantly fast.
And even though I might be a midget, I can assure you that I can make the family population into the double digits." ~nigga blast
by Black munchkin5000 November 17, 2021
Get the Nigga blast mug.A points system of an accumulation of stereotypical attributes that make black men more desirable to black women. Depending on how negative the black stereotype is, the higher the value it is in "nigga points"....
for example:
sold drugs = 10 nigga points
gang banger = 15 nigga points
has dreads = 13 nigga points
wears a chain = 1.5 nigga points
tattoos = 5 nigga points
own an unregistered firearm = 20 nigga points
killed a man = 25 nigga points
etc...
the more "nigga points" you have as a black man, the wider range of black women you have available to you for dating and recreational sex. If you are a black man with a low NP score, you will undoubtedly have a hard time dating black women... or in some cases other groups of women since other races of women stereotype black men as well.
for example:
sold drugs = 10 nigga points
gang banger = 15 nigga points
has dreads = 13 nigga points
wears a chain = 1.5 nigga points
tattoos = 5 nigga points
own an unregistered firearm = 20 nigga points
killed a man = 25 nigga points
etc...
the more "nigga points" you have as a black man, the wider range of black women you have available to you for dating and recreational sex. If you are a black man with a low NP score, you will undoubtedly have a hard time dating black women... or in some cases other groups of women since other races of women stereotype black men as well.
GUY #1: Damn, how come Shantay curved me? My game was smooth?
GUY #2: Bro, look at you. You don't have enough nigga points... get some tattoos, some dreads, get some drip, and maybe try again.
GUY #2: Bro, look at you. You don't have enough nigga points... get some tattoos, some dreads, get some drip, and maybe try again.
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