dirty makgill

when one eats out another of the same sex while showing a fish up any available holes. Then you climax to the live action cat and the hat movie, while screaming 'son of a gill'

I dirty makgilled that little boy.

by Yes i have done this September 2, 2021

dog dirty

A very unclean person unwashed and without sexual cleanliness

See that girl she’s been with all the guys she’s dog dirty that one

by Memo check December 8, 2018

Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021

dirty purch

When the Purch licks her butt hole. Puts his finger in her ass until her feet come off the ground.

I’m still sore from the dirty Purch

by Dirty Purch December 13, 2021

dirty joonie

When a person named Joonie is dirty, physically.

Ugh, that dirty Joonie!

by joonie.png September 10, 2021

Dirty Austyn

A Dirty Austyn is the act of keistering Yu-Gi-Oh cards in ones ass utilizing motor oil as lubricant, only to then on command shit said cards out of ones ass to use as a deck when someone says "Let's Duel".

Hey did a Dirty Austyn when all I wanted to do is play some Yu-Gi-Oh.....

by Mostafa Fahkri January 8, 2024

Dirty Hairies

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake my dirty hairies under a rug!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023