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National throw everyone day

In response to throw short people day and throw tall people day, this day is dedicated to throwing everyone on October 23rd. No one is safe this time around, so prepare yourselfs!
Person one: AAAAFhhODOIAUdssefSOstyfusTYU wtf why did you throw me?! Throw tall people day was yesterday!
Person two: But today is National throw everyone day so I can still throw you
Person one: Oh shit-
by Wasabi Noob October 18, 2021
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grab ass day

On Jan 23rd it’s grab ass day in
Yo it’s Ohio’s grab ass day!! Let’s go!!!!!
Body parts
by Sp111 January 20, 2020
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National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.
by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023
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National Date Day

Where you ask out someone you like even if their taken on February 3rd.
1-“So I know your taken and all but todays National Date Day.”
2-“Damn fine.”
by penisadoodledoo February 2, 2022
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No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.
by no boner guy November 11, 2022
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National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021
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National A350 day

March 5

The day when aviation fans around the world celebrate the engineering masterpiece, the Airbus A350.
*Flightdeck*
Captain: Dude, do you even know what today is?
First Officer: March 5th.
Captain: Yes! It’s National A350 day! Tell the cabin crew to turn up the cabin lights and let’s party!
by reverse35k July 30, 2022
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