Fuck Floop's Mom Day

National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2

Man how did you celebrate Fuck Floop's Mom Day? Man I fucked Floop's mom

by adolf gifler July 31, 2022

peking fuck

Sweetest, tenderest, most phenomenal sex with a Chinese person.

Susan: "So Gloria, was Cheng as nice as he looked?"

Gloria: "Oh God yes. The minute he laid his hand on my leg, we were in the back seat having a peking fuck."

by WrecktumDelight July 27, 2024

National fuck a homie day

March 6
National fuck a homie day is a day dedicated to pleasuring your “homie” or best friend for being a good friend, dont forget the socks or that’d be gay, bonus points if it’s thigh highs

Person 1: National fuck a homie day is coming up, did you get the lube?
Person 2: yes, I got the lube

National fuck a homie day is a day on march 6 were you and you’re friend should partake in gay sex

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024

fuck up fixer

A person who is required to correct everyone else's screw ups.
politically correct way to say it... Devastation Corrector

Give the project that was done wrong to the fuck up fixer so that it will be correctly done.

by JJjjjjjjjjjjjuutytyhcbvbnbnvmm November 10, 2017

Fuck Me in The Ass

Having a penis use your ass for its pleasure until it orgasms.

The act is not complete unless the penis cums in the ass it is fucking. If the penis does not cum it is simply an ass pounding.

Yeah i let him fuck me in the ass.

All the way?

Well yeah it wasnt just an ass pounding

by PPinA77 January 23, 2022

Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?

Not here to fuck spiders, mate.

by Nick Brook May 1, 2025

Fuck shit

Abunch of useless stuff that you do not want to put up with or a difficult task

That test was some fuck shit miss brown cooked up

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019