meat harpoon

Another awesome way to say penis.

Put your meat harpoon away, your scaring my grandma.

by Stoned_nerd March 24, 2021

Meat servo

An airline pilot that makes mechanics life’s harder than it needs to be

Hey Jim did you hear the meat servo wrote up that the over head light is out?

by Grumpy aircraft mech January 10, 2021

Memed in the Meat

A phrase used to describe someone or something that has been ruined by memes. 'Meat' being another word for 'butt' (as a reference to someone getting anal raped).

Things like Shrek, John Cena, Hitler, Autism, and Donald Trump are constantly memed in the meat.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

meat greased

When a man cums on a girl’s pussy lips.

Are you going to grease Jenna’s meat tonight?

Yeah I was with Paul last night and got my meat greased.

by Clickman January 31, 2020

Secondhand Meat

When you witness two people having sex and you are pulled into the activity

Guy1: fuck I’m sore

Guy2: why?

Guy1: I got secondhand meat yesterday when Greg and his girl were fucking...and they go at it hard

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 11, 2019

Half the meat

When a girl has an iud ring in her cooch so she tells you ya can’t go too deep..

Girl: I have an iud ring so don’t try and get all up in my guts.

Me: don’t worry babe I’ll only give ya half the meat

by Ron Rico June 5, 2018

Meat Stabber

1. Noun referring to a fast food restaurant manager when he/she has to "stab" the meat with a digital thermometer to ensure the meat is fully cooked.

2. A digital thermometer with a needle tip, used to take the temperature of cooked meat.

3. A man who has sex.

That meat stabber checked the meat. After work, he stabbed his girlfriend's meat.

by Enigmanic September 11, 2014